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God knows I'm not an expert on politics, but neither is the President, so I guess that can't matter too much....
Anyway, this area is a combination of writing and political cartoons that I've done, mostly for fun (the Billy Clinton Sonet was actually for a grade though. I got a 100, plus my teacher said I was clever. Clever! Can you believe it?)
By the way, if you happen to own a copy of Napster, I STRONGLY suggest you download "Al Gore Paradise," because it is the funniest song of all time (because I said so). "Hey There Georgie Bush" is also pretty funny, but it's more of a blatant insult than "Al Gore Paradise"...
Meanwhile, I hope you have a good laugh!

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"I have a lot of respectability for my opponent!"
(Pencil)

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Forget something there, Mr. Dubya?
(pencil)

Billy Clinton Sonet

Being the President is not easy,
As Billy Clinton would probably say,
For what the States seem to think is sleazy,
Mr. William Clinton figured was okay.
In his impeachment, he later said "Hey,
I had no relations with that woman!"
So for his actions, he never would pay.
Other than that, he just sat on his can,
And left the economy to Greenspan.
Now he has finished up his final term,
ANd is going to be a musician,
Instead of opening some kind of firm.
So let's all hope is better at sax,
Than presenting the U.S. with hard facts!

A sonet is a fourteen lined poem that has a weird ryme sceme to it...(If you'll notice, certain lines rhyme one after the other, while others don't...but everything rhymes with something, or at least should...)and has only TEN Syllables in each line. Believe me, it is NOT any easy thing to do!

These two were done for a guy who was doing a project on Hamlet, only the characters were replaced by the Bush's. The first is of George Dubya as king, and the second of Jeb and Laura. If you don't get it, don't worry. I didn't either. (They aren't shaded because it was supposed to be kind of a coloring book)

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